"I don't design clothes, i design dreams" - Ralph

lindsaylohansmugshot:

*puts on leather jacket* i really love that band arctic monkeys *lights cigarette* have you ever heard that song “Do I Wanna Know?” Probably not haha theyre really indie

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imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

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notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

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beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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convexly:

why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive? 

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instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

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slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

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snorlaxatives:

tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist 

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snapchatting:

congratulations u won American Idol here is your pat on the back

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