"I don't design clothes, i design dreams" - Ralph
  • me when i was 5: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
  • me at 13: I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING
  • me at 15: I HATE EVERYTHING
  • me at 18: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
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no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

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princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

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ratchetmelancholy:

White privilege is your history being taught as a core class and mine being taught as an elective. 

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sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

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burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

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ectolime:

clay-phoenix:

leo-arcana:

lil-weezing:

ask-flameprince:

ask-alex-the-vampire-princess:

arthur-christmas-claus:

auspisstice:

ferlmao:

himapapaftw:

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

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I wouldn’t be surprised

Woah woah woah, that means

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whA T

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Can we please not forget about this? 

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Wait then what if

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i cannot accept this

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WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON

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friends forever

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sorry:

Not sure if hungry or just bored

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cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

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