"I don't design clothes, i design dreams" - Ralph

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

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the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

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principatus:

fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me

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plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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  • white people: im not racist i have a black iPhone
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svvords:

*white girl voice* sorry not sorry

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  • me: hey maybe today's gonna be a good day
  • hair: no
  • family: no
  • school: no
  • life: no
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feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

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refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

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piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

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