"I don't design clothes, i design dreams" - Ralph

gayleaf:

*Likes your post because i secretly want to have sex with you*

(via lmaopost)

76,417 notes

dysfunctunal:

i don’t want you, i want your netflix password

(Source: dysfunctunal, via lmaopost)

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kars:

I am awake but at what price

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exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

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idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

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lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

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gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

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  • me: *plays music*
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latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos, via lmaopost)

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

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